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Tabletop Water Fountains
Light Art
Stained Glass
Original Photography
Recently Expired Nurtisystem Food
AND MORE have a scroll!!
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Stained Glass - $100
This is so beautiful when the sun
comes through! I love the bit of green in the right hand side of
the ocean (blue strip below the island)
I paid $125 + tax at the Renaissance Faire a few years ago.
Will sell for only $100.
2' x 1' |
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michael@michaelvarnen.com
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Tabletop Water Fountains
I call my fountains Water Art.
It all started during a trip to Sedona, AZ, I picked up several rocks that
were common to the area -- deep rust/red and flat on top and bottom.
I
stacked a few and quickly saw in my mind's eye water running down the stacked
stones and for the last 10 years I've been building them.
Each fountain is designed to be played with - the main structure is
cemented together; but, there is always a few ways to adjust the flow, look and
sound of the fountain. And when you go some place special, pick up a small
rock and add it to your fountain.
The sizes range from 10" - 16" in
diameter and 8"-15" tall. Each piece averages 15 hours to construct and is
a unique piece of functional art. I'm
currently building 5 new ones.
Please come back soon to see more!
These have to be seen to truly see their individual
beauty!
Prices range from $120 to $160. (My fountains have sold in art
galleries for $175 to $350.)
Light Art
One day I opened a box of white
Xmas lights and they came out of the box as they appear in the Orb below. I was holding the center looking
at the
bright white lights that were on either end of my hand and I thought,
"There's art here. I don't know where it is; but it's here." I thought
of wrapping
a multi-color strand around the center and the Orb you see was
created.
Since then, well, you can figure
it out... You can see a few other designs at
more Light Art
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Orb
8" Tall
$15
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Blue_Orb_w/_Green_Cube 8"
$35
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"7"
18" Tall
$55 |
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"4x4"
43" Tall
$65
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"4x4"
Bulb Wrap 15"
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Original Photography
This is only a small sample of my
original framed photography that I'm selling. I know the pictures below
suck - hey I was using a point and shoot digital...
If you want to see more of my
photography that looks good, go to
http://michaelvarnen.com/photos.htm. If you are interested in any of these
come to see them!
They really look great and there's A
LOT more!!! I just wanted to put up a small sample.
Frames generally range from 13"x11"
and 16"x19"Prices range from $25 - $40.
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The American Highway, series (Alaska)
Frame 17"x21" Photography 9"x6""
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Cactus in B & W (Arizona)
Frame 13"x11" Photography 5"x7"
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Eiffel Tower in B & W (Paris)
Seriously, the picture is in focus. Frame 16"x19" Photography
6.5"x 9.5"
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Russian Orthodox Church (Alaska)
Seriously, the picture is in focus. Frame 13"x9" Photography
5x7
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Telephone Poles in B & W (Oregon)
What you can't see is that the telephone poles line up and you can
see them go off in the distance. Frame 9"x13" Photography 5x7
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Sunset in Dubrovnik (Croatia)
Frame 13"x9" Photography 5x7 |
| Nurtisystem Food
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136 Nutrisystem’s “Food” Products.
Some are expired.
Sold, but the story is a ton of fun - read it if
you're in the mood for a laugh!
For Sale: a total of 136 Nutrisystem’s “food”
products. The expiration dates range from October 2007, January 2008
to June 2008.
My rotund former roommate bought this to help
herself lose weight… And she did eat some of it… along with potato chips
and ice cream. When it became clear she wasn’t really going to do
the Nutrisystem diet, we boxed it up and put it in the garage as
earthquake/emergency food.
Well fast forward a couple of years, she moves and
leaves all that yummy Nutrisystem food. And now it’s time for me to
move and I don’t want it.
Who would want expired Nutrisystem food, even
if it’s a good deal? You may ask.
I can think of at least three groups of people who
would want this:
- People successfully
living the Nutrisystem diet or people wanting to successfully
live the Nutrisystem diet.
- Earthquake, Tornado,
Tsunami, Hurricane, Snowed In, Flood, Locust or Other Pestilence
Emergency Food.
- Veterans wanting to
relive the MRE (Meals Ready to Eat) experience.
But, some of it is expired.
You say - with a bit of a whiny tone.
Look, if you’re familiar with Nutrisystem “food”
you know this stuff is packaged to survive a nuclear attack. I can’t
imagine anything in this stuff would/could go bad before your
grandchildren finish college… I tried a bag of Soy Cheddar Chips and I
didn’t taste anything that I thought would go bad before the Pyramids
were dust…
Wanna read the rest of this story AND see more
pictures???
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